Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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