All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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