I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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