When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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