It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
How does it feel to date your dad?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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