Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Randomize
