Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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