question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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