So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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