I wish I could punch you in the face.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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