Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
did i just pee glitter
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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