No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
