It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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