I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Randomize
