Taylor Swift is so right about you.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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