Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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