I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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