question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
