Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Your penis caused this!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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