If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i think im in europe. pls send help
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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