Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
