Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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