David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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