arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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