Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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