i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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