She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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