You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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