Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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