Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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