Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
