Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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