Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
try to milk me bitch
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