But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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