just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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