U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
ttyl tear gas
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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