Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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