The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He? As in you personified your dick?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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