I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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