gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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