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Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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