im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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