i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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