Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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