Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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