Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
