so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
