Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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