By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
