I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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